I had class at 9:15, I left for school at 8:30, I parked the bike, put off the backpack and put off the jacket. I got sms from Luthfy (Balikpapan)
luthfy : Win, what's our blog adress, i'm in front of my comp now.
I : www.gurumadrasahtsanawiyah.blogspot.com
luthfy : Oh my God, electric's off, how unlucky i'm.
I : Smile, u take bath first
luthfy : Win, it's 2 hard 4 me 2 smile, 2 many problems this week brother. Even I 4get 2 take a bath.
I : shall I call u? so u can talk evrything freely
Luthfy :Thanks broth, but i can't talk about it this time.

Farida : I like at all.n u?
(I like them all and you?)

Elfi : Unity n uniformity our nation bcse we r able to be united
although we consist of many tribes.
(Unity and uniformity our nation because we are able to be united although we consist of many tribes)

Sulaeha : I like the some students performance because they can make conpiguration archipelago of indonesia which we are one.
(I like the students’ performance, because they can make configuration of Indonesia Archipelago which we are one)

Bambang : The marching band. Sir

dedi halim: All r good, bcause each has a special characteristic, but I like aceh's dance best (saman dance) it is so unique n Islamic
(All are good, because each has special characteristics but I like Aceh dance best (saman dance) it’s so unique and Islamic).

samhudi : Hi, too. Thanks for yr sms but sorry what do y mean commeration of century awakening day
(Hi, too, thank for your sms but sorry what do you mean commemoration of century awakening day)

ghofar : I like the dancing from all over indonesia n also penck slt performances, they are truly indonesia, do u think so?
(I like the dances from all over Indoneisa and also Pencak Silat performances, they are truly Indonesia, Do you think so?)

Rini : I like SBY song. It remaind me how many island in Indonesia but we felt one with that song.
(I like SBY’s song. It reminds me the number of islands in Indonesia)

Adi : I prefer traditional dancing/song, i think it was most interesting program than all.
(I prefer traditional dance/song. I think it was the most interesting program of all)

Makin : Yes I agree, we are one, Indonesian.

Makmun : Atjeh dance (saman) is the best.

Harsoyo : hi guys,i'm sorry i didn't answer your sms cause my mother was hospitalized.

Harsoyo : stand by itself and high competitive .it's very important cause if the country has a certain attitude both stand by itself and high competitive,it will be great country .soekarno said "opor bebek makan awake dhewek" it means that the country must make effort .

Luthfy : Ok I'll check it later, it's school exam now.

Takarina : Ind's the mber of opec.most f gnp 's frm oil.now oil p reachs 120 us dlr.whle APBN based oil p 100 us,we're in t systm,it dilmma fr gvrmt.if oil p doesn't rise,'APBN'll be dfsit but oil p rises,t bad effect f mcro econom's lrge.t prdct cost's high.so poor people's increasing.in short,I gree wh rising oil p But one requirement that's to catch t crptors ask them t return all mney to cntry for the wealthy people

Sulaeha : I like the some students perftsto

Luthfy : Win, it's me, my son said u've called n sms. I'm sorry he took my hp cos he lost his. But i'll buy him 2day. Sorry brother (luthfi)

Takarina : Sorry guys,I didn't join on tv,but my opnion'we'st rmber wrd ''BHNKA TGAL IKA" means the unity diversity.with commeration ofa cntry nat a wakning day,Let's fight the foolish, poority d corption in Ind,cause of them're crsis mltdmtion.cme on increasing t hman rsrce by stdying d wrking hrd,mstry high tech.be a wealthy cntry,create t clean gvrmt d authority.

Ahmad Zarkasy:

Manfaat zikir :

1. Membersihkan hati dr sifat mazmumah/tercela

2. Melembutkan hati

3. Merasa betapa dekatnya diri dg Allah

4. Meningkatkan mutu amalan

5. Memelihara diri dr gangguan syetan dll

6. Menjadi penawar bg hati yg sll gundah gulana, keluh kesah dan tdk tenteram.

I want to tell u about my tired experience of long journey to my hometown. We left from Pusdiklat at 1.30 pm, We rent "angkot". It brought us Luthfy,Saiful,Tri, Alies(me), harsoyo, Sholihin, Asyhar, Enidar to LebakBulus Bus station. After we arrived there, we help Luthfi,Enidar, Saiful and Tri bring the to Damri, local bus to bring them to the airport.Then I got the ticket to Yogya, While we waited the bus, someone stand beside Harsoyo and then he ask to him to shake his hand, But Harsoyo refused, because he knew that some want to trick him to make "gendam".We (Bisri, Harsoyo and me) left Jakarta at 4.30 pm, and it long-long journey to reach our destination. We went home by NON AC BUS, make me uncomfortable. Make me hot-and hot everywhere because I am fat enough. But this my risk. Why we took NON AC BUS because Both of the was very unsual with AC. AC make them "masuk angin" ha..ha... Afte lomng journey Bisri get off in Petanahan Kebumen it about 3 am. So we recah Yogya at 4.30 am. I ride Ojek to my home and Harsoyo took TAXI to his home. Finally I met with my family. at 5.30 am. that my son and my daughter would leave to school. After my wife brought the to their school and back home , It quite condition we enjoy.......he. he he Sensor. e have "breakfast" ha- ha ha

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To get the full effect of a tongue twister you should try to repeat it several times, as quickly as possible, without stumbling or mispronouncing.

Here are some cool English Tongue Twisters, have fun ! Repeat them a few times !

1.
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies
2.
I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.
3.
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bitof better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some betterbutter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twasbetter Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter! - sent in by Nick (warwickschool )
4
Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.
5.
If you understand, say "understand".If you don't understand, say "don't understand".But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand! 6.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB sent by geetha g (UAE)
7.
"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD" sent by SANGEETHA GOPAL FUJAIRAH, U.A.E
8.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
9.
if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide- By S.Walton
10
bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble

11
Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
12
Lala Gope Gappungam Das. sent by Vishal Jain..(Mumbai)
13
You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!
14
Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.
15
Sanjeev's sixth sheep is sick sent by S.Raju ...(Cochin)
16
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
17
Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.
18
A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.
19
A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
20
Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. .... sent by Poonam Damani ..(Guwahati)
Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
21
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? ...sent by Richard Walsh.
22
SIXTH SICK SHEIK'S SIXTH SICK SHEEP sent by J.Qasmi (Qatar)
23
Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? ..sent by Uncle Philly (USA)
24
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
25
I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
26
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
27
How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood..........sent by Kiran Grewal - USA
28
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
29
Paresh P Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune
30
An Ape hates grape cakes.
31
She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more - By Sethna Hilla
32
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
33
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
34
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES - ANKITA DOSHI (MUMBAI).
35
A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
36
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
37
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
38
baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo......
39
My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.
40
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
41
Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.
42
Do tongue twisters twist your tongue? by Sneha. A (New Delhi)
43
Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies

moreo tongue twister

I tried to search the TONGUE TWISTER IN THE INTERNET, here is what I got:

English Tongue Twisterstongue twisters1st International Collection of Tongue Twisters © 1996-2008 by Michael Reck

1
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
2
A quick witted cricket critic.
3
IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;
programming language PL/I by Bruce Walker
4
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
5
How many boardsCould the Mongols hoardIf the Mongol hordes got bored?
from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson
6
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
7
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
by Raymond Weisling
8
Denise sees the fleece,Denise sees the fleas.At least Denise could sneezeand feed and freeze the fleas.
9
Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
by Pierre Abbat
10
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
11
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
12
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
by Meaghan Desbiens
13
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
14
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
15
You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
From a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson
16
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
17
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
18
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
19
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
20
Stupid superstition!
21
There was a fisherman named Fisherwho fished for some fish in a fissure.Till a fish with a grin,pulled the fisherman in.Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
22
World Wide Web
23
To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dockIn a pestilential prison with a life long lockAwaiting the sensation of a short sharp shockFrom a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado
24
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
from a commercial
25
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
26
Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks
27
Seventy seven benevolent elephants
28
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
29
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
name of a children's book
30
I was born on a pirate ship
Hold your tounge while saying it.
31
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
32
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
33
In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.
From the film ""My Fair Lady""
34
One-one was a race horse.Two-two was one too.One-one won one race.Two-two won one too.
35
Eleven benevolent elephants
36
Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...
37
Willy's real rear wheel
David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA
38
If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?
from Naomi Fletcher's real life
39
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
40
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
41
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
42
Pirates Private Property
43
What a terrible tongue twister,what a terrible tongue twister,what a terrible tongue twister...
44
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...continued here
45
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
by Kitty Morrow
46
Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
47
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
48
Flash message!
49
Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
50
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
51
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
52
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
53
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
54
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
55
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
from a song by Carbon Leaf
56
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
57
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
58
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
59
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss
60
Two tried and true tridents
61
rudder valve reversals
the cause of some plane crashes
62
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
63
How many cans can a cannibal nibbleif a cannibal can nibble cans?As many cans as a cannibal can nibbleif a cannibal can nibble cans.
64
A twister of twists once twisted a twist;A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
65
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
66
Four furious friends fought for the phone.
67
Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.
68
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.Bobby Bippy bought a ball.With his bat Bob banged the ballBanged it bump against the wallBut so boldly Bobby banged itThat he burst his rubber ball""Boo!"" cried BobbyBad luck ballBad luck Bobby, bad luck ballNow to drown his many troublesBobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
from mid-Willamette Valley theater
69
Black background, brown background.
70
Why do you cry, Willy?Why do you cry?Why, Willy?Why, Willy?Why, Willy? Why?
71
Very well, very well, very well ...
72
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
73
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
74
Mares eat oats and does eat oats,and little lambs eat ivy.A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
75
Three short sword sheaths.
76
Caution: Wide Right Turns
Seen on semi-tractor trailers
77
Rolling red wagons
78
Green glass globes glow greenly.
79
Robert Wayne Rutter
personal name
80
I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
81
When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw.
82
black back bat
83
The queen in green screamed.
84
How many berries could a bare berry carry,if a bare berry could carry berries?Well they can't carry berries(which could make you very wary)but a bare berry carried is more scary!
85
What did you have for breakfast?- rubber balls and liquor!What did you have for lunch?- rubber balls and liquor!What did you have for dinner?- rubber balls and liquor!- rubber balls and liquor!
86
Snap Crackel pop,Snap Crackel pop,Snap Crackel pop
87
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
88
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
89
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
90
Red Buick, blue Buick
91
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
by Matt Duchnowski
92
He threw three balls.
93
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
94
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
95
We're real rear wheels.
96
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
97
I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
98
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
99
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
100
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
101
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
102
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
103
He threw three free throws.
104
Fresh French fried fly fritters
105
Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...
106
I was born on a pirate ship.
Say it while holding your tongue.
107
2 Y's U R.2 Y's U B.I C U R.2 Y's 4 me!
108
Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.
109
Eddie edited it.
110
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thick, say it quick!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thicker, say it quicker!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Don't eat with your mouth full!
111
Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!
112
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
113I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.
114Triple Dickle
a strong drink
115How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
116Supposed to be pistachio,supposed to be pistachio,supposed to be pistachio.
by Diane Estep
117Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
from a high school singing class
118Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall
119Argyle Gargoyle
120Peggy Babcock
personal name
121If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
122Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
123Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
by Pierre Abbat
124Willie's really weary.
125Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch
126Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.
by Sharon Johnson
127Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
128John, where Peter had had ""had had"", had had ""had"";""had had"" had had his master's approval.
129Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
130Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails.
from India
131Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
132If you can't can any candy can,how many candy cans can a candy canner canif he can can candy cans ?
133Octopus ocular optics.andA cat snaps a rat's paxwax.
by Pierre Abbat
134This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
135Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....
136I saw Esau kissing Kate.I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
137A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
138Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
139I eat eel while you peel eel
140Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
141Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.
142East Fife Four, Forfar Five
An actual football result from the Scottish third division
143Roy WayneRoy RogersRoy Rash
personal names
144Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.
145It's not the cough that carries you off,it's the coffin they carry you off in!
146She said she should sit.
147Mo mi mo me send me a toe,Me me mo mi get me a mole,Mo mi mo me send me a toe,Fe me mo mi get me a mole,Mister kister feet so sweet,Mister kister where will I eat !?
148Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
149I wish you were a fish in my dish
150She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
An actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue.
151The big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
152Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
153I see a sea down by the seashore.But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
154Old Mr. Hunthad a cuddy puntNot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy.
155As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
156Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
157I'm not the fig plucker,Nor the fig plucker's son,but I'll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes.
158A gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.
159Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum
160Thin grippy thick slippery.
161There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....
162The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
163The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
164If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
165If you understand, say ""understand"".If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"".But if you understand and say ""don't understand"".how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
166She sees cheese.
167Brent Spence BridgeClay Wade Bailey Bridge
places in Ohio
168Chukotko-Kamchatkan
pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka
169There those thousand thinkers were thinking where did those other three thieves go through.
170Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
171One smart fellow, he felt smart.Two smart fellows, they felt smart.Three smart fellows, they felt smart.Four smart fellows, they felt smart.Five smart fellows, they felt smart.Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
172Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
173I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!
174But a harder thing still to do.
What a to do to die todayAt a quarter or two to two.A terrible difficult thing to sayBut a harder thing still to do.The dragon will come at the beat of the drumWith a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-toAt a quarter or two to two today,At a quarter or two to two.
From a college drama class
175Love's a feeling you feel when you feelyou're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
176Silly sheep weep and sleep.
177Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...
178A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.
179I know a boy named Tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eightor what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.
180I saw a saw in Arkansas,that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,and if you got a sawthat will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansaslet me see your saw.
181The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
182Real weird rear wheels
by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey
183I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
184A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
185Knife and a fork bottle and a corkthat is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,that is the way you spell Chicago.
186Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
187Two to two to Toulouse?
188Swatch watch
189Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
190Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
191Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood
192I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
193If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
194We won, we won, we won, we won, ...
195Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
by Julia Dicum
196How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
197How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
by Jillian Goetz
198As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,the greedy ape said as he ate,the greener green grapes are,the keener keen apes areto gobble green grape cakes,they're great!
from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say?
199How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.
200Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
201Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.
202A fly and flea flew into a flue,said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?''let us fly' said the fleasaid the fly 'shall we flee'so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
203How much dew does a dewdrop dropIf dewdrops do drop dew?They do drop, they doAs do dewdrops dropIf dewdrops do drop dew.
204If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
205Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
206But she as far surpasseth Sycorax,As great'st does least.
Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in ""The Tempest"", by William Shakespeare
207Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.
208She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.
209Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
210Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
211Mummies make money.
212Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.
213An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
214A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
215This is a zither.
216Fresh fried fish,Fish fresh fried,Fried fish fresh,Fish fried fresh.
217There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
218Really leery, rarely Larry.
219Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
220Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
221Her whole right hand really hurts.
difficult in Brazil
222Come, come,Stay calm, stay calm,No need for alarm,It only hums,It doesn't harm.
223Tie a knot, tie a knot.Tie a tight, tight knot.Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
224Red blood, green blood
225I'm a sheet slitter.I slit sheets.I'm the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.
226Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran.
227Busy buzzing bumble bees.
228A lump of red leather, a red leather lump
229Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.
230I shot the city sheriff.I shot the city sheriff.I shot the city sheriff.

231A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.""Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?""""No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum""
232I am not a pheasant plucker,I'm a pheasant plucker's sonbut I'll be plucking pheasantsWhen the pheasant plucker's gone.
233Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.All day long she sits and shines,all day long she shines and sits,and sits and shines, and shines and sits,and sits and shines, and shines and sits.Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.All day long he fits and tucks,all day long he tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
sung by Ian Mackintosh
234Preshrunk silk shirts.
235Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.
236Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
237While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
238A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
239A bloke's bike back brake block broke.
240Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.
241Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter.
242How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
243Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.
244No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.
by the Hofman family
245Freshly fried fresh flesh
246There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.
247There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!
248Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?
249She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.
250Swan swam over the sea.Swim, swan, swim!Swan swam back again.Well swum swan!
251Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.
252She sells sea shells on the sea shore;The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.
253Tie twine to three tree twigs.
254You know New York.You need New York.You know you need unique New York.
255What noise annoys an oyster most?A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
256Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
257Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
258Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
259She slits the sheet she sits on.
260A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
261A twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.
262Red lolly, yellow lolly.
263I am a mother pheasant plucker,I pluck mother pheasants.I am the best mother pheasant plucker,that ever plucked a mother pheasant!
264Mrs Hunt had a country cut frontin the front of her country cut pettycoat.
265Knapsack strap.
266John, where Molly had had ""had"", had had ""had had"". ""Had had "" had had the teachers approval
267Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
268Great gray goats
269Whether the weather be fineor whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be coldor whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weatherwhether we like it or not.
270Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...
271The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
272There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
273How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
274Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
275If you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
276Clowns grow glowing crowns.
277Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie managerimagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
278Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiersSuch skill as sewing shirtsOur shy young sister Suzie showsSome soldiers send epistlesSay they'd rather sleep in thistlesThan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.
279Red leather, yellow leather, ...
280Announcement at Victoria Station, London:Two to two to Tooting too!
281Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.
282Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.
283Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
284A box of biscuits,a box of mixed biscuits,and a biscuit mixer.
285When a doctor doctors a doctor,does the doctor doing the doctoringdoctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored ordoes the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
286What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two.
Who is the author?
287If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
288The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
289She sees seas slapping shores.
290A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
by Ray Weisling
291Greek grapes.
292Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
293Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
294There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.
295A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
296Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
297Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
298Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...
299A smart fella, a fella smart.It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.
300She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.
301Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.
302Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,was he?
303Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
304Betty bought some butter,but the butter Betty bought was bitter,so Betty bought some better butter,and the better butter Betty boughtwas better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
305Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ...
306Mallory's hourly salary.
307I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.
308Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.
309A flea and a fly in a flue,were imprisoned. So what could they do?Said the fly, ""Let us flee"".Said the flea, ""Let us fly"".So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
310King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?
311Five fat friars frying flat fish.
312The bottle of perfume that Willy sentwas highly displeasing to Millicent.Her thanks were so coldthat they quarreled, I'm toldo'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent
313Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.
314Betty bought some bitter butterand it made her batter bitter,so Betty bought some better butterto make her bitter batter better.
315A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
316I'm not the fig plucker,nor the fig pluckers' son,but I'll pluck figsTill the fig plucker comes.
317Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts.
by Pierre Abbat
318The sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.
319Sweater weather, leather weather.
320One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.
321The big black bug's blood ran blue.
322I am not the pheasant plucker,I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.I am only plucking pheasants'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
323Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
324We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money.
by Ray Weisling
325Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...
326If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....
Here's an easy game to play.Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this? What a shame, sir!We'll find you another game, sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
from the Unix fortune database, attributed to DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup
327Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
328Ray Rag ran across a rough road.Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?
329Elmer Arnold
personal name
330A Tudor who tooted the flutetried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor,""Is it harder to toot orto tutor two tooters to toot?""
331Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.Not a punt cut square,Just a square cut punt.It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
332Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
333Thin sticks, thick bricks
334Red lorry, yellow lorry.
335A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
336How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a wooodchuck could chuck wood?A woodchuck would chuck all the wooda woodchuck could chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood.
337Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.
338Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
339A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
340How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger slingIf a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t?He'd sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger couldIf a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t!
341I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.
342She sells sea shells on the seashore.The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
343From the programmer's desk:She sells cshs by the C shore.
344A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
345Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.
346There was a young man called Fisherwho was fishing for fish in a fissure.Then a cod with a grinpulled the fisherman in.Now they're searching the fissure for Fisher.
347Slick slim slippers sliding south.
348The Leith police dismisseth usThey thought we sought to stay; The Leith police dismisseth usThey thought we'd stay all day.The Leith police dismisseth us,We both sighed sighs apiece; And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbyeWere the size of the Leith police.
349Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
350Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.
351The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.
352How much dough would Bob Dole doleif Bob Dole could dole dough?Bob Dole would dole as much doughas Bob Dole could dole,if Bob Dole could dole dough.
353People pledging plenty of pennies.
354Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.
From a pre-war English music-hall song.
355To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.But do not buy too big a toboggan!Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
356Courtney Dworkin
personal name
357Switch watch, wrist watch.
358Six thick thistle sticks.
359Black bug's blood
360Moses supposes his toeses are roses,but Moses supposes erroneously.For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in ""Singing in the rain""
361I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
362She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.
363Irish wristwatch
364She had shoulder surgery.
365To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE.
from the Visual C++ help file.
366Three Tree Turtles
Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?
367My Friend Gladys
Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.But the sadness of her sadness,and the gladness of her gladness,Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!
368I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?You couldn't, unless you could, could you?
Common school kids nonsense, circa 1910
369real rear wheel
370Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,A clip drape shipshape tip top sock. Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. None of your fantastic slack swap slopFrom a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop. Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sockWith a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock. Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock, Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sockOff a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block. Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glopTip me to a tip top grip top sock.
articulation warmup for actors
371National Sheepshire Sheep Association
372The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
373The little red lorry went down Limuru road.
Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.
374Flies fly but a fly flies.
375Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden?
by Paul Davies
376If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?
377How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.
378Federal Express is now called FedEx.When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.
379Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?
by Ann Clark
380Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
381Customer: Do you have soothers?Shopkeeper (thinking he had said ""scissors""): No, we don't have scissors.Customer: Soothers!Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers.... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, ...
actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson
382Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.All day long he fits and tucks,all day long he tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
383No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
384I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.
From a Song by Soundgarden named ""Somewhere"" composed and written by Ben Shepherd
385My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.
by Tim McCauley, age 8
386A real rare whale.
387Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.
by Pierre Abbat
388Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
389I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.
Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948).
390Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?
391I'm a mother pheasant plucker.I pluck mother pheasants.I'm the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker,That ever plucked a mother pheasant.Actually, ...I'm Not the pheasant plucker,I'm the pheasant plucker's son.But I'll stay and pluck the pheasantsTill the pheasant plucking 's done!
392If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.
393Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.
394The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.
395Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.
by Anthony Nichols
396Bug's black blood
397Reed Wade Road
398Jack's nap sack strap snapped.
399I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.
400""Hitchcock Hawk Watch Spots Record Raptors""
Title of an article in the Neola Gazette
401Sure, sir, the ship's sure shipshape, sir.
402The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers arethe Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.
403Two dozen double damask dinner napkins
from an old radio comedy program
404The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.
405Dear mother,give your other udder to my other brother.
406Blended baby blue bug's blood blotches.
made up watching bugs splatter on the windshield ... ugh!

tongue twister

I got some messages today, they are from Dedi, Luthfy and Ghofar and Alies. Check it out!!!!!!!

Dedi: Mr. Win, please download 'english teachin'. N put it in our blog. There are some modl t teach english. Whn u hv found it, tell our frnd so that they can read it
Luthfy: I've already check ur blog, it's ok. D u know win we'll have govrnr election on monday, one of the vice gvrnr candidate is the head of religion dprtmnt of east klmntn. Luthfy: I'll choose the best one- according 2 me. I'll give comment later, hv nice day 2!

Ghofar: Hello boss, it's me ghofar, do u ever heard about 'tongue twister'? I'm sure that almost all of u knowing it, especially p dedi, hello p dedi, i m u. Some of our friends asked me about it. Tongue twister is only a kind of game, we can use this game to entertain our ss n also to drill the ss in reading but in funny way

We c use this game as such kind of warming up practise before reading aloud. The result is hoped our ss will be happy n laughing n the most important thing is they can pronunce some difficult words correctly


I have to share this with others coz i think i'm not fair if only some of us knowing it, thanks for p muhtadi, p harap ma'mun, uncle sam, ibu farida jegeg ( jegeg means beautiful in bhs bali, hehehe) n also p zarkasyi who eager to know more n more aboout tongue twister. They already knew fr6 me but the others didn't, so i hope p win will update this to our blog. Here are some sentences which we use as a tool to twist our ss' tongue, do u want to try by urself? Don't laugh n don't be angry to me, hehehe...

1.A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back
2.Sixth sick sheik's sixth sick sheep.
3.Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better
4.How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
5. The soldier shouldered shooters on their shoulders
6.She saw a fish on the seashore n i'm sure the fish she saw on the seashore was a sawfish.
7.A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place is pleased to be placed.
8. One more... A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.




Alies: Hi pak win, i alwy flw our blog n i got a lot of inf. frm it n i've posted cmmt on it.

Just for fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number, hee, hee…….!!!
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!



MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING


Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
Source: www.FunAndFunOnly.net

My way home
I walked slowly down the stairs with mixed up feeling, happy, sad, expectant everything. But I must go. Life must go on. A ten day training is over. It is very hard to leave everyone. Along the way home, I can not forget them, I made a call to Ghofar. I went home by land transport. I must change the mean of transportation several times. First, from the campus I shared a taxi with Samhudi and Muhtadi. Then we got off the taxi in Kampung Rambutan Bus Station, after a while we got into a bus to Merak. Muhtadi got off in Cilegon while Samhudi got off in Serang. Then I decided to take the speed boat it costs Rp 30.000,- It is twice as much as the fee for ferry, economic class. It takes an hour to cross the Sunda strait. While I was in the boat, my hand phone’s battery low, so I can not send any messages or make a call. Then I took bus home. I arrived home at 6 pm.

Cempaka Mas Mall

The participants were eager to go shopping in Cempaka Mass Mall. The bus arrived and parked, everyone got off the bus. The females go to different direction with males. Finally they found out that the females go to the wrong direction. When they realized it, they turned and go to the opposite direction. Actually there were notices along the way telling which way to take. But maybe they just don’t realize it. I tried to wait for others in the entrance door.
We did not directly enter the main door of the mall, but instead they went to the prayer room. I went to second floor, fourth floor and the other way around. Finally I stranded in Gramedia-the bookstore. I browsed the books mainly about computer. The I moved to other displays and I saw the flash disk. The flash disk reminded me about Yuli, then I sent message to Yuli to tell her about the price and whether or not I should buy one for her. As during the break I found out that Yuli need one. Yuli opened the message and tried to contact me, she made about 6 calls unfortunately a mall is not a good place to make phone calls. Got frustrated finally she replied the sms. I knew that Yuli doesn’t like using the sms. Some people found out that sms is really impractical; typing the letter one by one is really no fun. On the contrary I have been using the sms for years with my bulky NOKIA 9210i I can type the sms as I do typing in a computer. It is Qwerty-the lay out of letter in a key pad just like the one in the computer keyboard.

I thought there is no reason for me to buy her a flash disk, she has got one and it is ok. The only reason why she wants to buy the new one is that it is full. Then I got an idea instead of buying her a new flash disk it’s better for me to buy her several blank cds. So that I can back up her flash disk in the cd, and she can use her flash disk for other purpose.

I went upstairs to the cd store accompanied by Azhari, Bisri and Amin. Makmun did not join us because he needs to find open air so he can light a cigarette. They went into the lift. They got off in the fourth floor and headed to the computer software store, Bisri bought sound editing software, Azhari bought windows with Arabic enabled. And I bought some blank CDs, I spent Rp 9.000,- for the CDs. .

Then they checked out from the computer store. They got into the lift and down to the first floor. But they split, Azhari and I stick together while Bisri and Amin took other direction. Azhari and I got difficulty to locate the exit door. After asking for direction to the passer by finally we found the way out. They directly go to the parking area. Azhari stayed out of the bus, I got into the bus. Azhari offered me something to drink, but I said: “No, thank you”.and off I jumped into the bus. I realized that I have not finished my lunch. I grabbed the lunch box and finished it. Not long after that Yuli and Eny appeared, they carried a lot of stuff. She came into the bus and sat in her chair. She had a casual conversation with me, while finishing her meal. She told me that the stuff she bought is for her friend back home. I told her that I didn’t buy her the flash disk but I bought blank CDs instead. She handed a 100.000,- (one hundred thousand bill) to me, I kept it. But I keep thinking how I could give the money back to Yully. Finally by the end of the training I reloaded her hand phone via the nearest ATM.

Everyone has got back to the bus except for Saiful and Bambang. Saiful had a hard bargaining for the clothes, while Bambang told everyone that he lost the way. So he spent much time going around and around to find the exit door. Finally everyone understood. The bus moved slowly leaving the Cempaka Mas Mall, a long the way everyone is singing, they sang old song and changed part of the lyric. So instead of Widuri they said Niduri or Sudarti.

Carefour

We went to carefour the other day. we went there by Angkot, Saiful was the "kenek", he is responsible for collecting the money from everyone to pay the Angkot. Makmun did a funny thing, he wore shorts and pants at the same time. He got difficulty to take his wallet which he kept in his short. So he put off a part of his pants to get the wallet. He did it in front of the the other passengers. Everyone is laughing. That was entertaining. They agreed to meet at the front door at 21 pm. everyone spreads to different direction. It’s getting late. Everyone has got out from the mall. But not me, I was trapped in the cashier, I bought a shirt and two bottles of mizone. I tried to contact Saipul that I am still in the cashier. But poor Saipul, he did get the message. He thought that it is Parkir not Cashier. Everyone is waiting. The males (Makmun and Syaiful) searched for me in the parking area, but I was nowhere to be found. Finally I can get out of the line in the cashier and join the group. Then they went home happily. A few days later, Luthfy sent me an sms “I am in Ramayana now, suddenly I remember the time when we lost you in carefour”. Oh no……. I was not lost at that time. Saipul did not catch the point.
Did you go somewhere in the evening?

Pondok Indah Mall
We got out of the Campus and stopped an Angkot we made a deal for fee. When it was agreed everyone got into the Angkot. We went to Pondok Indah Mall. It is a famous mall in Jakarta. Many famous Indonesian celebrities go there. No wonder the price of everything is very expensive. After browsing the mall for a while they finally went to Gramedia book store. Then they went to Hero. I was very hungry that’s why I bought two slices of hotdog and a bar of silver queen chocolate bar, a head of “jeruk bali”. To get home they took a bus. I sat at the back. On the bus - I opened the silver queen chocolate bar and I offered Yuli a piece of it, but she refused. That’s fine. I did not force her to accept my offer.

National Monument
The bus moves slowly out of the area of Kubah Mas Mosque. It can not move fast due to the traffic and the condition of the road, there are big hole over here and there. After more than 2 hours journey, the bus finally reaches the destination-the national monument. Everyone get off the bus, then they were welcomed by bad smell around the parking area. The parking lot was wet-the water was everywhere. Everyone must walk carefully so they won’t get wet and dirty. After a long walk finally they reach the national monument area. The view was great. The lamps lighten the monument. This landmark was built in 1960 in Sukarno’s Era, Indonesia’s first president.

There are not many things to do here. Some teenagers enjoyed each other company. Some of them sat a long the sidewalk. We enjoyed the view. There were some photographers who offered us to have instant picture with the national monument background. Some students had their pictures taken. They are Ahmad Mutadi, Zarkasi, Harsoyo and others. Some street vendors tried to offers their souvenir; they offered us pens etc. Rini and Yuli are going to sit down on the side walk but they did not do it because they saw the cockroach.

Makin has a digital camera with him but it was out of battery. I was able to use the camera to take the picture of Makin, Eny and Enidar but the result were not satisfying. I had an idea, I invited everyone to make formation and made the photographer took the picture. About 30 students formed the formation and “click” the camera shot the formation. There were 3 (three) photographers shot the formation. The pictures were sold rp 10.000 (ten thousand rupiah) per piece. There were less than 5 (five) students paid the picture, but I did. Yes I must, because I was the one who made the initiative. At the other day I made Adi scanned the picture he got from the National monument and put it as clip in our video. That was a good idea, so now everyone has the picture with lower money to spend.

We got back to the parking area where the bus was parked. While waiting for everyone, I bought two pairs of Monas shirt and shorts for my kids. I saw Farida bought "Kerak Telor" a typical Betawi food. I have never taste it. I told Farida that I want to taste it. When I entered my bedroom, I found the "kerak telor" hang on the door handle. Thank you Farida....! You made me taste the food.
What did you do in Monas guys?

gasoline scarcity

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
Gasoline was scarce in the last two days. I have filled the gas a few days a go when got the money from Ujian Madrasah. There is a new gas station 1,5 kilometers away from my home.

I pushed the bike out of the house and started the engine. I ran the bike to the gas station. I got there; I saw two long lines of motor riders. Everyone wants to get the gasoline. The line was long enough there are about 20 motor riders in each line. There I met my colleague from a private school in Bandarlampung-Taman Siswa. I had a chat with him about the current issues, like the gasoline scarcity etc. I got the turn. I can only have Rp 15.000,- (fifteen thousand rupiah), with my Mega Pro, which can hold up to 11 liters, I tried to have more. But the gas attendant refused. I got out of the line, started the bike and got into the line for the second time. After waiting for about 30 minutes, I got the second turn, I handed Rp 15.000,- the tank is filled. I got out the line started the engine and got into the line again. This is the third time I got the turn I handed Rp 15.000,- the tank is filled. I spent one and half hour in the gas station. Can you imagine?

I went home. My wife has prepared the breakfast. This morning she cooked typical “Javanese food” Oseng-oseng tempe, kacang panjang and toge, plus tempe and oncom goreng and for the fresh vegetable (lalap) she prepared “young tender jambu mete leaf”. How about you? What did you do on May 20, 2008?

As far as I can remember

Kubah Emas Mosque

The trip to Kubah Emas Mosque was done at about 5 pm. A long the way they listened to Dangdut Song. The bus was full. I sat next to the driver. Everyone has chance to talk to each other a long the way. When the bus reached the destination, they got off the bus and went into the toilet. Then they came into the magnificent mosque. There are special doors for male and female. After doing Magrib prayer, they took pictures, and then they prayed Isya. Finally they got back to the bus, oh the bus driver hasn’t come back yet, so they have to wait for the driver.

Here is the driver, he opened the door. Everyone got back to his/her position and so did I. I must got back to his previous seat next to the driver. Poor me. Things would be very different if I could sit next to someone, not the driver, I can not talk a lot with him. I probably could share many things with someone. But that was fine.

During the break time, I sat in the same table with others. We don’t talk a lot, just commented on each other. I don’t think it is the right time for me to talk about personal matters.

Sudarti : I’like you to update the topic about oil price because it’s the problem of our country today

Ghofar : I agree if talk about oil, today that topic is more intrng rather than te others

Dedi Halim : Thank's 4 displaying the photo. Now i'll gv the comment t oil price. Actually the oil price in INA is cheaper than others, bcause th gvernment always subsidize. Today gvernment tried t stop t subsidize th price of oil. As u know that it will cause th increasing of th price of what we call as 'sembako'. U know, th people of Indonesia feel it s not a good time t increase th oil if we pay attension t th reality of the condition of th Indonesian people. I myself agree with th plan of th gvernment. Nd i hope our country will be better in th future. Thank's for all. I'll check our blog tomorrow, nd see th comment from th friend of ours.

Bisri : I suggest Indonesia Bankit.

Farida : I think depend on you deh,which 1 do u like to discus again...im portant everything is ok.. Nvr mind 4 me...

Adi : Ok i'll check it 2mrow. I decide 'oil price' 4 our next discus becoz in my city the price 6 - 8 thousand/ltr. Wht d u think?

Eny : I'm very sorry because my head so dizzy is very sick. I don't what happen with me? Oh My Allah, oh thank a lot for kindness, ok !

Elfi : I dn't agree wth gvnment make higher oil price. The low society will be poor n poorer. Prhp the gvnment can make another way that give advtge f low society

Makmun : Wait for me next 2 days.Now,I am supervising UJIAN MADRASAH till THURSDAY.

Sambudi : 1 am sorry, 1 am on riding. So 1 couldn't give an aply n thanks yovr blog but 1 haven't read it. My com arror 1 couldn't mend it.

Best Singer 2008

There was a farewell party

Last night, Sunday May 18, 2008 was a lonely night. During the day I had meeting in LIA till about 14 pm. At home my wife and two children went to sleep earlier. It was about 20:00 pm. I played the video I got from diklat, I love the song. That was not enough. I tried to find other thing. I moved the cursor to other folder. It is “malam ta’aruf”. That is the name I gave for the folder where I keep the video that I took using Luthfy hand phone camera. Thank you Luthfy I played the recordings in the folder. Luthfy has not replied my sms either. I wrote another sms: “U r ok right? I am about to update the web log, I won’t do it till a got a reply from you.” I sent it to Luthfy. There was no answer. It’s about 8:30 pm there was no answer from Luthfy. He took the hand phone and dialled Luthfy’s number. To my surprise no one pick up the phone. I did it once more, I dialled the number and again no one pick up the phone. What has happened to her? Was she busy? It’s 9:36 pm: my phone is beeping. There was one message received. I took it and opened it. It was Luthfy: “Hi win, i'm ok. I've bn busy 4 a week preparing accmdtion 4 athlte, official n commte. All hotels full booked. Sorry 4not rplyng ur sms soon.” That’s fine with me. I am happy.

Her reply reminds me that she is one of the committee for the athlete in PON, she told me before that she can not reply my sms because she was attending the meeting in Governor’s office. Ok Luthfy do your best.

I felt happy. Then I fell asleep. My wife woke me up and asked me to sleep in the bedroom. I can not directly fall asleep, because I have slept for a while in front of the TV.

Rini (Palembang) Hi. Win, I'm not on holiday. I still teach my second grade students. I will try to write on my holiday and maybe do you have suggestion how to start my article.

“I am not on holiday either, as we finished the national examination, we had the madrasah examination that was held from May 9th to May 14th, 2008. I was posted in one of private madrasah in Bandarlampung, it is about 10 kms away from my school. Thursday is the last day of the school examination, the subject is local content (Bahasa Lampung), the proctors are ready. There were six proctors. The students are all ready as well. At 7:30 I rang the bell. The students stood in line in front of their respective class. The proctors stand beside the door and let the students enter the room. As everyone is in, one of the students leads their friend reciting the prayer. The proctors distribute the answer sheet and the test booklet. The students started working on the test. I am in the committee office alone. I got nothing to do. I stood up and took the proctors attendance. In the last 3 previous days (Friday, Monday and Tuesday) I called my “friend” to talk about anything. Enjoying each other company. I spent hours talking to her. As the madrasah examination over, we checked to answer sheet. I was responsible for the data processing team. I did the data entry of the score. But there was some teachers absent, so I must substitute one of them. I checked the answer sheet of the Aqidah akhlak subject. Last Friday and Saturday, May 16-17 2008, we had “ujian praktek” again I am responsible for doing the data entry. For your information there are 212 students joining the examination. There are nine subjects for madrasah examination, and the score has 4 characters. Can you count how many times I have to dial the keyboards?
It’s 8 pm, my wife, son and daughter have gone to bed. I have not felt sleepy yet. I am in the family room. The tv is on. It is metro TV. I watched Democrazy program, I found it interesting. I did not really focus on the program, my mind is somewhere else. I really missed some one. I lied down on the mattress in front of the TV. Beside me, there is a laptop. The laptop is on. I tried to find something in the laptop that can help me filling my loneliness. I browsed the My document folder then I chose the video folder. I highlighted the 4 files then I opened them with winamp. The song has brought my memory somewhere, the pictures in the video have refresh my memory about my friends back there.

Takarina (NTB) During my holiday, I’ve some activities such as joining seminars on education, attending computer training course, watering plants, taking care of my daughter, studying , doing sports etc
“It seems that she has a lot of activities during the holiday, What about you guys? Do you have similar activities with what Takarina does?. For me, I had a quality time with my son, last holiday Thursday, may 1st, 2008. First, I took my son to the barbershop, We went to the barber shop by motorcycle just the of us. At the barber shop we must wait for our turn. My son got the turn, he sat down on the chair, the barbershop asked me what model he would have. I told him to cut the hair short, but my son told the barber shop to disobey me. He chose his own hairstyle. That’s fine with me. I got the turn, I sat down on the chair and told the barber to cut my hair short, it is ½ cm. I love to have short hair since 2004.
After that we decided to have lunch. We went a restaurant nearby the gas station in Pahoman, it’s Puti Minang-a Padang Restaurant. We sat on the table in the corner. The waiter came and served various kind of food. We started to have lunch. I took “kepala ikan samba” and my son took “fried chicken”. The waiter approached us to offer the drink. I ordered avocado juice and my son did too. We bought two portion of soup to be taken home. We got up and left the table, I came to the cashier to pay the bill. I took the soup, and we went home. We did not directly go home, but we went to the supermarket instead.

My wife has given us the shopping list. As we entered the supermarket, we took the trolley and put the shopping list in the trolley. I told my son to find the items in the list; I went to the ATM to pay the credit card bill. I want to see whether he can handle it or not. I got out of the mall and tried to find the ATM machine, I got in, insert the card, dialled the pin, chose the transaction, took the receipt, took the ATM card, and put the card back into my wallet, got out from the ATM machine and got into the supermarket. I tried to find my son, I walked from one aisle to another. I got worried I haven’t found him, I have searched him for more than 10 minutes, Aha… here he is. I felt relieve. The trolley is almost full. I checked to shopping list. Everything was there. Then we headed to the cashier. After waiting for several minutes, we got the turn. We took out the item from the trolley and gave it to the cashier. Done. I handed my BNI credit card to cashier and she swept it into the cash register. I signed the receipt and left the supermarket.

We got surprised, what we did was totally wrong. The milk is not the correct flavour. The sugar is not the correct brand. The cookies is not the correct weight, etc.

That was what I did with my son on may 1st, 2008. I think that was my quality time for him.

Dedi Halim (West Java): Yes, i'm. I hv checked our blog. It's funny. Evryone got nervous while un. He...he. Mr. Win, wld u please t display th photo of th members when they give an opinion, so that we can always rmember their face. Nd abt un, i agree with th gvernment willing t measure th result of the ss learning, but not as a passing grade, that's why? I thnk u know the reason. So, what d u think?

“Ok, thank you for the input. I will do it in the next posting. For the national examination I see it from different angle. It spent big amount of money, so there are many parties interested in “tasting the big cake”. Nowadays the UN has involved some parties, the school personnel, police, independent team watch, publishing company etc.

Farida Sulawesi wrote: Hi too friend. sorry ya your message i don't see again, bcoz my hp nbr alwys change with my husband..he...he. N if u wn't answr my mesge please u send 2 this nbr. My family is going to picnic ths mrning. we r going to mantikole. there r take bath hot watr pool. all of people here very like go there, bcoz som of people believd hot water make us healty. .oh ya.. Friend. .wht abt u whr r u holiday this day? say my gretng with ur family.

“Hi, guys is there any places of interest in your hometown? What are they? Well there are also some places of interest in my hometown Bandarlampung, They are Pasir Putih Beach, Kelapa Rapat Beach, Bumi Kedaton Park, Lembah Hijau, Tabek Indah, Citra Garden Water Park. Shall I explain them one by one?”
I went to LIA this morning, I had a meeting with my friend we are going to have Parents' Day. I am responsible for "kesekretariatan". I must provide everyone with their need.

Mawardi in Aceh wrote: We prepare to go picnic with students on Monday May 19th 2008. I try to find our info on our web log, but I can’t open it. How to open it?
Well you are not a lone. Some of our friends got the same probem as far as I remember I got the same message from Lutfiyyah, Bisri Mustofa, and Ahmad Muhtadi. Lately I have been informed that Bisri has been able to open the web log. But he got difficulty in posting a comment.
Here are our friend that has successfully opened the web log; Farida, Ghofar, Adi, Muhtadi, Alies, and Dedi.
If you use internet explorer (IE) you will find the bar “address: about blank go”. Put the web log address into “about blank” space. Type www.gurumadrasahtsanawiyah .blogspot.com. then click “go”.
“What about you? Have you any chance to accompany your students going picnic? Where did you go? Which part do you like most? Which part do you hate a lot? What did you do there?”

Bambang in Pekanbaru: Told me that he is going to go school on Monday. I do too, I am responsible for data entry both for ujian madrasah and ujian praktek. I have asked him to send to some pictures about he had from the training. He said yes. So far I have checked my e-mail, but there is no e-mail from him yet.

Elfi lives in Deli Serdang North Sumatra. She teaches the third year students. That is why she no longer has class. She told me that she is going to observe her colleague. Do you have any experience of attending your colleague class? For your information during this semester I have a team-teaching class. We handle the class together. It is on Saturday s. So my colleague and I are in same class every meeting for the whole 2 periods. It’s nice you know. Before the class begins, we can share what we have in mind, what will we do with the class, then we discuss it. As the class is over, we have the reflection time.

Bisri lives in Kebumen, central java. He is still unable to open the web log. What’s wrong man? What do you mean you fail to open the web log. It is very easy to open our web log. If you use internet explorer (IE) you will find the bar “address: about blank. go”. Put the web log address into “about blank” space. Type www.gurumadrasahtsanawiyah .blogspot.com. then click “go”. Don’t use search engine. Have a nice try and good luck. Not long after I finish writing this paragraph there was another sms from Bisri: “Aha... I got it now. I can open our blog. But sorry I cannot give any comment this time” That’s fine brother. I am happy you could finally open. Tell others to follow your step.