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English Tongue Twisterstongue twisters1st International Collection of Tongue Twisters © 1996-2008 by Michael Reck

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
2
A quick witted cricket critic.
3
IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;
programming language PL/I by Bruce Walker
4
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
5
How many boardsCould the Mongols hoardIf the Mongol hordes got bored?
from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson
6
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
7
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
by Raymond Weisling
8
Denise sees the fleece,Denise sees the fleas.At least Denise could sneezeand feed and freeze the fleas.
9
Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
by Pierre Abbat
10
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
11
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
12
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
by Meaghan Desbiens
13
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
14
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
15
You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
From a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson
16
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
17
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
18
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
19
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
20
Stupid superstition!
21
There was a fisherman named Fisherwho fished for some fish in a fissure.Till a fish with a grin,pulled the fisherman in.Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
22
World Wide Web
23
To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dockIn a pestilential prison with a life long lockAwaiting the sensation of a short sharp shockFrom a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado
24
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
from a commercial
25
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
26
Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks
27
Seventy seven benevolent elephants
28
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
29
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
name of a children's book
30
I was born on a pirate ship
Hold your tounge while saying it.
31
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
32
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
33
In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.
From the film ""My Fair Lady""
34
One-one was a race horse.Two-two was one too.One-one won one race.Two-two won one too.
35
Eleven benevolent elephants
36
Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...
37
Willy's real rear wheel
David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA
38
If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?
from Naomi Fletcher's real life
39
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
40
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
41
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
42
Pirates Private Property
43
What a terrible tongue twister,what a terrible tongue twister,what a terrible tongue twister...
44
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...continued here
45
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
by Kitty Morrow
46
Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
47
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
48
Flash message!
49
Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
50
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
51
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
52
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
53
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
54
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
55
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
from a song by Carbon Leaf
56
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
57
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
58
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
59
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss
60
Two tried and true tridents
61
rudder valve reversals
the cause of some plane crashes
62
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
63
How many cans can a cannibal nibbleif a cannibal can nibble cans?As many cans as a cannibal can nibbleif a cannibal can nibble cans.
64
A twister of twists once twisted a twist;A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
65
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
66
Four furious friends fought for the phone.
67
Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.
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Bobby Bippy bought a bat.Bobby Bippy bought a ball.With his bat Bob banged the ballBanged it bump against the wallBut so boldly Bobby banged itThat he burst his rubber ball""Boo!"" cried BobbyBad luck ballBad luck Bobby, bad luck ballNow to drown his many troublesBobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
from mid-Willamette Valley theater
69
Black background, brown background.
70
Why do you cry, Willy?Why do you cry?Why, Willy?Why, Willy?Why, Willy? Why?
71
Very well, very well, very well ...
72
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
73
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
74
Mares eat oats and does eat oats,and little lambs eat ivy.A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
75
Three short sword sheaths.
76
Caution: Wide Right Turns
Seen on semi-tractor trailers
77
Rolling red wagons
78
Green glass globes glow greenly.
79
Robert Wayne Rutter
personal name
80
I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
81
When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw.
82
black back bat
83
The queen in green screamed.
84
How many berries could a bare berry carry,if a bare berry could carry berries?Well they can't carry berries(which could make you very wary)but a bare berry carried is more scary!
85
What did you have for breakfast?- rubber balls and liquor!What did you have for lunch?- rubber balls and liquor!What did you have for dinner?- rubber balls and liquor!- rubber balls and liquor!
86
Snap Crackel pop,Snap Crackel pop,Snap Crackel pop
87
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
88
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
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Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
90
Red Buick, blue Buick
91
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
by Matt Duchnowski
92
He threw three balls.
93
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
94
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
95
We're real rear wheels.
96
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
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I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
98
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
99
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
100
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
101
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
102
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
103
He threw three free throws.
104
Fresh French fried fly fritters
105
Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...
106
I was born on a pirate ship.
Say it while holding your tongue.
107
2 Y's U R.2 Y's U B.I C U R.2 Y's 4 me!
108
Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.
109
Eddie edited it.
110
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thick, say it quick!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Spread it thicker, say it quicker!Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.Don't eat with your mouth full!
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Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!
112
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
113I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.
114Triple Dickle
a strong drink
115How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
116Supposed to be pistachio,supposed to be pistachio,supposed to be pistachio.
by Diane Estep
117Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
from a high school singing class
118Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall
119Argyle Gargoyle
120Peggy Babcock
personal name
121If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
122Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
123Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
by Pierre Abbat
124Willie's really weary.
125Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch
126Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.
by Sharon Johnson
127Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
128John, where Peter had had ""had had"", had had ""had"";""had had"" had had his master's approval.
129Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
130Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails.
from India
131Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
132If you can't can any candy can,how many candy cans can a candy canner canif he can can candy cans ?
133Octopus ocular optics.andA cat snaps a rat's paxwax.
by Pierre Abbat
134This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
135Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....
136I saw Esau kissing Kate.I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
137A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
138Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
139I eat eel while you peel eel
140Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
141Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.
142East Fife Four, Forfar Five
An actual football result from the Scottish third division
143Roy WayneRoy RogersRoy Rash
personal names
144Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.
145It's not the cough that carries you off,it's the coffin they carry you off in!
146She said she should sit.
147Mo mi mo me send me a toe,Me me mo mi get me a mole,Mo mi mo me send me a toe,Fe me mo mi get me a mole,Mister kister feet so sweet,Mister kister where will I eat !?
148Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
149I wish you were a fish in my dish
150She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
An actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue.
151The big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
152Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
153I see a sea down by the seashore.But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
154Old Mr. Hunthad a cuddy puntNot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy.
155As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
156Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
157I'm not the fig plucker,Nor the fig plucker's son,but I'll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes.
158A gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.
159Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum
160Thin grippy thick slippery.
161There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....
162The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
163The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
164If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
165If you understand, say ""understand"".If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"".But if you understand and say ""don't understand"".how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
166She sees cheese.
167Brent Spence BridgeClay Wade Bailey Bridge
places in Ohio
168Chukotko-Kamchatkan
pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka
169There those thousand thinkers were thinking where did those other three thieves go through.
170Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
171One smart fellow, he felt smart.Two smart fellows, they felt smart.Three smart fellows, they felt smart.Four smart fellows, they felt smart.Five smart fellows, they felt smart.Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
172Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
173I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!
174But a harder thing still to do.
What a to do to die todayAt a quarter or two to two.A terrible difficult thing to sayBut a harder thing still to do.The dragon will come at the beat of the drumWith a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-toAt a quarter or two to two today,At a quarter or two to two.
From a college drama class
175Love's a feeling you feel when you feelyou're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
176Silly sheep weep and sleep.
177Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...
178A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.
179I know a boy named Tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eightor what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.
180I saw a saw in Arkansas,that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,and if you got a sawthat will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansaslet me see your saw.
181The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
182Real weird rear wheels
by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey
183I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
184A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
185Knife and a fork bottle and a corkthat is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,that is the way you spell Chicago.
186Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
187Two to two to Toulouse?
188Swatch watch
189Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
190Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
191Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood
192I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
193If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
194We won, we won, we won, we won, ...
195Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
by Julia Dicum
196How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
197How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
by Jillian Goetz
198As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,the greedy ape said as he ate,the greener green grapes are,the keener keen apes areto gobble green grape cakes,they're great!
from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say?
199How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.
200Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
201Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.
202A fly and flea flew into a flue,said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?''let us fly' said the fleasaid the fly 'shall we flee'so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
203How much dew does a dewdrop dropIf dewdrops do drop dew?They do drop, they doAs do dewdrops dropIf dewdrops do drop dew.
204If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
205Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
206But she as far surpasseth Sycorax,As great'st does least.
Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in ""The Tempest"", by William Shakespeare
207Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.
208She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.
209Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
210Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
211Mummies make money.
212Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.
213An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
214A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
215This is a zither.
216Fresh fried fish,Fish fresh fried,Fried fish fresh,Fish fried fresh.
217There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
218Really leery, rarely Larry.
219Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
220Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
221Her whole right hand really hurts.
difficult in Brazil
222Come, come,Stay calm, stay calm,No need for alarm,It only hums,It doesn't harm.
223Tie a knot, tie a knot.Tie a tight, tight knot.Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
224Red blood, green blood
225I'm a sheet slitter.I slit sheets.I'm the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.
226Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran.
227Busy buzzing bumble bees.
228A lump of red leather, a red leather lump
229Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.
230I shot the city sheriff.I shot the city sheriff.I shot the city sheriff.

231A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.""Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?""""No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum""
232I am not a pheasant plucker,I'm a pheasant plucker's sonbut I'll be plucking pheasantsWhen the pheasant plucker's gone.
233Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.All day long she sits and shines,all day long she shines and sits,and sits and shines, and shines and sits,and sits and shines, and shines and sits.Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.All day long he fits and tucks,all day long he tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
sung by Ian Mackintosh
234Preshrunk silk shirts.
235Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.
236Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
237While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
238A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
239A bloke's bike back brake block broke.
240Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.
241Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter.
242How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
243Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.
244No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.
by the Hofman family
245Freshly fried fresh flesh
246There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.
247There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!
248Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?
249She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.
250Swan swam over the sea.Swim, swan, swim!Swan swam back again.Well swum swan!
251Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.
252She sells sea shells on the sea shore;The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.
253Tie twine to three tree twigs.
254You know New York.You need New York.You know you need unique New York.
255What noise annoys an oyster most?A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
256Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
257Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
258Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
259She slits the sheet she sits on.
260A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
261A twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.
262Red lolly, yellow lolly.
263I am a mother pheasant plucker,I pluck mother pheasants.I am the best mother pheasant plucker,that ever plucked a mother pheasant!
264Mrs Hunt had a country cut frontin the front of her country cut pettycoat.
265Knapsack strap.
266John, where Molly had had ""had"", had had ""had had"". ""Had had "" had had the teachers approval
267Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
268Great gray goats
269Whether the weather be fineor whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be coldor whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weatherwhether we like it or not.
270Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...
271The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
272There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
273How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
274Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
275If you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
276Clowns grow glowing crowns.
277Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie managerimagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
278Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiersSuch skill as sewing shirtsOur shy young sister Suzie showsSome soldiers send epistlesSay they'd rather sleep in thistlesThan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.
279Red leather, yellow leather, ...
280Announcement at Victoria Station, London:Two to two to Tooting too!
281Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.
282Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.
283Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
284A box of biscuits,a box of mixed biscuits,and a biscuit mixer.
285When a doctor doctors a doctor,does the doctor doing the doctoringdoctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored ordoes the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
286What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two.
Who is the author?
287If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
288The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
289She sees seas slapping shores.
290A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
by Ray Weisling
291Greek grapes.
292Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
293Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
294There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.
295A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
296Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
297Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
298Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...
299A smart fella, a fella smart.It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.
300She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.
301Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.
302Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,was he?
303Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
304Betty bought some butter,but the butter Betty bought was bitter,so Betty bought some better butter,and the better butter Betty boughtwas better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
305Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ...
306Mallory's hourly salary.
307I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.
308Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.
309A flea and a fly in a flue,were imprisoned. So what could they do?Said the fly, ""Let us flee"".Said the flea, ""Let us fly"".So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
310King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?
311Five fat friars frying flat fish.
312The bottle of perfume that Willy sentwas highly displeasing to Millicent.Her thanks were so coldthat they quarreled, I'm toldo'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent
313Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.
314Betty bought some bitter butterand it made her batter bitter,so Betty bought some better butterto make her bitter batter better.
315A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
316I'm not the fig plucker,nor the fig pluckers' son,but I'll pluck figsTill the fig plucker comes.
317Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts.
by Pierre Abbat
318The sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.
319Sweater weather, leather weather.
320One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.
321The big black bug's blood ran blue.
322I am not the pheasant plucker,I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.I am only plucking pheasants'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
323Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
324We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money.
by Ray Weisling
325Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...
326If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....
Here's an easy game to play.Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this? What a shame, sir!We'll find you another game, sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
from the Unix fortune database, attributed to DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup
327Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
328Ray Rag ran across a rough road.Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?
329Elmer Arnold
personal name
330A Tudor who tooted the flutetried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor,""Is it harder to toot orto tutor two tooters to toot?""
331Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.Not a punt cut square,Just a square cut punt.It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
332Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
333Thin sticks, thick bricks
334Red lorry, yellow lorry.
335A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
336How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a wooodchuck could chuck wood?A woodchuck would chuck all the wooda woodchuck could chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood.
337Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.
338Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
339A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
340How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger slingIf a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t?He'd sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger couldIf a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t!
341I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.
342She sells sea shells on the seashore.The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
343From the programmer's desk:She sells cshs by the C shore.
344A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
345Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.
346There was a young man called Fisherwho was fishing for fish in a fissure.Then a cod with a grinpulled the fisherman in.Now they're searching the fissure for Fisher.
347Slick slim slippers sliding south.
348The Leith police dismisseth usThey thought we sought to stay; The Leith police dismisseth usThey thought we'd stay all day.The Leith police dismisseth us,We both sighed sighs apiece; And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbyeWere the size of the Leith police.
349Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
350Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.
351The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.
352How much dough would Bob Dole doleif Bob Dole could dole dough?Bob Dole would dole as much doughas Bob Dole could dole,if Bob Dole could dole dough.
353People pledging plenty of pennies.
354Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.
From a pre-war English music-hall song.
355To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.But do not buy too big a toboggan!Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
356Courtney Dworkin
personal name
357Switch watch, wrist watch.
358Six thick thistle sticks.
359Black bug's blood
360Moses supposes his toeses are roses,but Moses supposes erroneously.For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in ""Singing in the rain""
361I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
362She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.
363Irish wristwatch
364She had shoulder surgery.
365To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE.
from the Visual C++ help file.
366Three Tree Turtles
Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?
367My Friend Gladys
Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.But the sadness of her sadness,and the gladness of her gladness,Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!
368I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?You couldn't, unless you could, could you?
Common school kids nonsense, circa 1910
369real rear wheel
370Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,A clip drape shipshape tip top sock. Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. None of your fantastic slack swap slopFrom a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop. Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sockWith a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock. Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock, Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sockOff a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block. Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glopTip me to a tip top grip top sock.
articulation warmup for actors
371National Sheepshire Sheep Association
372The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
373The little red lorry went down Limuru road.
Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.
374Flies fly but a fly flies.
375Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden?
by Paul Davies
376If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?
377How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.
378Federal Express is now called FedEx.When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.
379Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?
by Ann Clark
380Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
381Customer: Do you have soothers?Shopkeeper (thinking he had said ""scissors""): No, we don't have scissors.Customer: Soothers!Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers.... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, ...
actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson
382Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.All day long he fits and tucks,all day long he tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
383No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
384I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.
From a Song by Soundgarden named ""Somewhere"" composed and written by Ben Shepherd
385My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.
by Tim McCauley, age 8
386A real rare whale.
387Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.
by Pierre Abbat
388Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
389I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.
Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948).
390Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?
391I'm a mother pheasant plucker.I pluck mother pheasants.I'm the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker,That ever plucked a mother pheasant.Actually, ...I'm Not the pheasant plucker,I'm the pheasant plucker's son.But I'll stay and pluck the pheasantsTill the pheasant plucking 's done!
392If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.
393Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.
394The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.
395Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.
by Anthony Nichols
396Bug's black blood
397Reed Wade Road
398Jack's nap sack strap snapped.
399I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.
400""Hitchcock Hawk Watch Spots Record Raptors""
Title of an article in the Neola Gazette
401Sure, sir, the ship's sure shipshape, sir.
402The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers arethe Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.
403Two dozen double damask dinner napkins
from an old radio comedy program
404The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.
405Dear mother,give your other udder to my other brother.
406Blended baby blue bug's blood blotches.
made up watching bugs splatter on the windshield ... ugh!